Posts Tagged ‘tech’

Breast Implants Technology

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

breast implants technology
Breast Implants: if technology is so advanced, why can’t they develop realistic ones?

There’s the whole deal with implants looking/feeling unnatural…which is the last thing a client wants when getting them done.

they feel hard, look too defined in shape, don’t behave naturally (like lying down they sit perfectly in place instead of inclining towards gravity and moving to the sides.)

Science has done many wonders I reckon in the biomedicla field, including things like prosthetic eyes and spray-on skin cells (i think that’s what it is).

So why couldn’t technology/science develop implants that are as realistic some of the other body parts they have created?

> they feel hard, look too defined in shape, don’t behave naturally

The saline implants are more natural, but that’s not what people really want. “Natural” is droopy. Women want to look like they’re wearing bras when they’re not wearing bras. Who cares about how they feel when they look great… under clothing.

So, keep your clothes on, and don’t let anyone touch.

Better yet, forget the surgery and work on your self esteem body image issues. See a clinical psychologist and not a surgeon.

3D Breast Implant Simulations- e-Stetix 3D technology

Breast Implants Mp3

Monday, June 21st, 2010

New Tecnology to solve age old problem?

Is there any truth to the rumour that a British Company has devloped an MP3 implant for women’s breasts to solve the age old problem of women who complain that men stare at their breasts, but never listen to them.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

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Breast Implants Home

Saturday, August 8th, 2009

breast implants home
What happens to Breast Implants in buried corpses?

When a person with silicon breast implants dies, and they are buried, do their fake boobs just stay in the ground. And also, If a person is cremated, do they have to remove them do to air pollution concerns.

If a person does have fake boobs, shouldn’t they be removed at the funeral home and be disposed of as industrial waste?
I was just curious btw, and no i don’t have better things to think about, i thought it was a fairly legitimate concern. I have a very active mind and I always think about these sorts of things. I apologize if I offended anyone. Thanks for all the serious answers though.

They are buried with the deceased and will be the only thing left of the person.lol…later archeologist wont have to work to hard to determine the sex of the person. But, they are removed for cremation along with pacemackers and any foreign objects in the body so as to not damage the ovens.

Breast implants at home with Surgytech!

Breast Implants Mp3

Saturday, December 6th, 2008

New Tecnology to solve age old problem?

Is there any truth to the rumour that a British Company has devloped an MP3 implant for women’s breasts to solve the age old problem of women who complain that men stare at their breasts, but never listen to them.

Yes, and it’s one of the breast ideas I’ve heard. Ok, that was lame, but did that other guy actually think this was serious?

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