Posts Tagged ‘funny’

Breast Implants Technology

Wednesday, August 24th, 2011

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Breast Implants: if technology is so advanced, why can’t they develop realistic ones?

There’s the whole deal with implants looking/feeling unnatural…which is the last thing a client wants when getting them done.

they feel hard, look too defined in shape, don’t behave naturally (like lying down they sit perfectly in place instead of inclining towards gravity and moving to the sides.)

Science has done many wonders I reckon in the biomedicla field, including things like prosthetic eyes and spray-on skin cells (i think that’s what it is).

So why couldn’t technology/science develop implants that are as realistic some of the other body parts they have created?

> they feel hard, look too defined in shape, don’t behave naturally

The saline implants are more natural, but that’s not what people really want. “Natural” is droopy. Women want to look like they’re wearing bras when they’re not wearing bras. Who cares about how they feel when they look great… under clothing.

So, keep your clothes on, and don’t let anyone touch.

Better yet, forget the surgery and work on your self esteem body image issues. See a clinical psychologist and not a surgeon.

3D Breast Implant Simulations- e-Stetix 3D technology

Breast Implants Save Life

Sunday, July 24th, 2011

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Woman’s life saved by Breast Implants, gordon is a tit will it save him?

http://uk.news.yahoo.com/4/20100226/toddly-woman-s-life-saved-by-breast-implant-cc3a409.html

No – he’s a natural tit.

Channel 2 News – Breast Implant Stops Bullet, Saves Life!

Breast Implants Double D

Thursday, July 14th, 2011

breast implants double d
how many cc’s is a double d implant?

i am getting Breast Implants and the doc told me 465cc will b a full d almost a dd , i want a double d . help

double ds….. makes me horny….lawl…..

Smart Guy – 3×14 – “From A To Double D” – [3/3]

Breast Implants Actors

Friday, August 6th, 2010

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If the use of steroids by baseball players can cause such an uproar, why doesn’t the use of Breast Implants?

by female entertainers like Pamela Anderson result in the same outrage? Both have been used to give the person an advantage over those who don’t use them. Both can be hazardous to health, according to some sources. Will an investigation, with all of the attendant hoopla, be launched in Hollywood? Will the head of the Screen Actors’ Guild make the announcement on national TV, naming names? Will Michael Moore be on the list?

simply because implants are not illegal and some people like big boobs.

Steriods are and no one like small testicles.

Live!Sex!Girls! – Actors Anonymous – charity appeal

Breast Implants For Free

Thursday, June 24th, 2010

breast implants for free
has anyone ever heard of the military offering Free Breast Implants?

I want breast implants and I heard since I am an active duty military family I may be eligible for a free or partial paid boob job…who can I contact for more infomation?

There is a way to get bigger breasts without surgery, have you seen this site? http://www.shops-flower.com/recommends/YesPleaseSeeFabBreasts.html
I have followed the plan and I must admit I have seen an improvement of a cup size in just a few weeks. Have a look.

http://www.shops-flower.com/recommends/YesPleaseSeeFabBreasts.html